"Kelly Flinn, You Flunked." "Kelly Flinn, B-52 Pilot: B-Gone!"
		May 1997 (addition of a few more accurate words 10.30.00) Dan Rather, (Mega Media Meatpuppet, aka The Dan Man, aka The Dan Rather Watch Someone Else) says Kelly Flinn "is continuing in her battle..."; subtext: "Oh, that valiant young woman is fighting for the right to lie and disobey the Mean Old Military and have sex with anyone". How did Old Stare and Smirk get so involved in the battles of Kelly Flinn? What a Subtext Propagandist for the disease of adultery! What a stalwart supporter of young women who don't have to work by the same rules the guys work by. Because, well, geeeeee, RatherBlather knows how to help destroy The Military of The United States of America. See the Dan Dictionary under Cake, Piece of. Meanwhile, the so-called Feminists and the Guys who'd like to be on the so-called Feminists' Team, whatever the price, just in case, are making a Flying Wedge behind Kelly. If the standards are too high for the affirmative action women, well, geeeeeeee. U jus' lower dem. We doan nee' no stinkin' standards. Kelly, the Poster Pilot. She wept on "60 Minutes" with Morley Safer shaking his head and talking about the double standard. With tears in her eyes, she said she Was Really In Love For the First Time and That Guy Lied to Her! The 60 Minutes Droid Interviewer made it out that Everyone Does It and why were they picking on Lil' Old Kelly? The interview was pathetic, with Lt. Flinn crying and the Droid tsk-tsk'ing and blaming those Mean Old Men in the Air Force. So here's the deal, Kelly. You got a million dollar education at taxpayer expense. I haven't heard any mention of you paying off a million dollars in school loans. Apparently, we serfs worked and paid for your training so you could be the Heroine. And you couldn't keep your damn pants on. You couldn't honor the Military Code. Because...why? Because all the taxpayer money had made you above the code, apparently. Because you didn't need no stinkin' Code of Honor. Kelly, you had sex with an enlisted man, you had a man married to an enlisted woman move in with you and then you lied. And now you want an Honorable Discharge instead of having to mess with a court martial. You deserve to be stripped of your commission and ostracized. It's not a Game, Kelly. It's not Kelly's Slumber Party. The military is the defense of this Nation. The rules are there for life and death reasons. And you screwed up. You deserve the punishment that military men get when they screw up. Next time you screw up, do it with your own million dollars. Copyright 1997-2000 Elena Haskins. All Rights Reserved. Friends and Allies Only Email to: NotAZombie@aol.com
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