Questions for the Zombies who Support Bill Clinton

Since you believe that Bill Clinton's sexual behavior in the Oval Office of the White House is none of your business, please answer the following:

If Bill Clinton had sex in the Oval Office of the White House with a sheep, a dog, a goat, a burro or other animals, would you object?

If Bill Clinton had sexual orgies with several people in the Oval Office of the White House, would you object?

If Bill Clinton had the male interns in the White House perform oral sex on him in the Oval Office, would you object?

If Clinton installed bondage equipment for sado-masochistic sexual acts in the Oval Office of the White House, would you object?

If Clinton performed sado-masochistic sexual acts in the Oval Office of the White House that resulted in blood spattered on the furniture and rugs, would you object?

If Clinton charged Democratic Party donors to watch interns perform sexual acts on him as a package deal with combined with spending a night in the Lincoln bedroom, would you object?

If you have no objections to any sleazy act of Bill Clinton in the Oval Office of the White House, are you sure that you are intelligent enough and morally fit enough to be a citizen of the United States of America?

Copyright © 1998 Elena Haskins