Humor Break for Hardworking Patriots:
Grins, Chuckles, Giggles...
Serenity Prayer: Updated
Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the
things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide
the bodies of those people
I had to kill today
because they pissed me off
and also,
help me to be careful of
the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected
to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.
(Author Unknown--Do You Know?)
Definition heard on the radio...
Bureaucracy: A means whereby energy is converted to solid waste.
Q. What did the art school graduate say to
the engineering school graduate?
A. "Do you want fries with that?"
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